Jesus the Doctor

Jesus decided to come back to earth and incarnate as a medical doctor at an inner city overcrowded public hospital.

The first patient complained about going blind, Jesus put his hands on his eyes and commanded "Now go and see!" and, lo and behold, he was cured.

Another patient came in a wheelchair, Jesus put his hands on his head and commanded "Get up and walk!" The guy left pushing his own wheelchair.

Later patients in the line were asking about the new doctor, someone says "Meh... He's just like all the others... He won't even examine you properly and tells you to go away!"

Some people are too busy complaining to realize miracles may already be happening around them...